Calvin and Hobbes

I spent some time reading quotes of the famous comic strip Calvin and Hobbes. Here are some of them:

A voice in Calvin's radio: "Enemy fighters at two o'clock!" "Roger. What should I do until then?"

Calvin: I'm looking for something that can deliver a 50-pound payload of snow on a small feminine target. Can you suggest something? Hello...?

Calvin: Why do we drink cow's milk? Who was the first guy who first looked at a cow and said "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!"?

Miss Wormwood: Calvin, how about you?
Calvin: Hard to say ma'am. I think my cerebellum just fused.

Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius.
Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you?
Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius.

Calvin: I think we have got enough information now, don't you?
Hobbes: All we have is one "fact" that you made up.
Calvin: That's plenty. By the time we add an introduction, a few illustrations and a conclusion, it'll look like a graduate thesis.

Calvin: Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the choices available. Some people are idealists, standing for principle and refusing to compromise. And some people just act on any whim that enters their heads. I pragmatically turn my whims into principles!

Calvin: YAAH! DEATH TO OATMEAL!!

Calvin: This is so cool, I've to go to the bathroom.

Calvin: What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?

Calvin: Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Calvin: Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Calvin: How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?

Miss Wormwood: Calvin, where was the Byzantine empire?
Calvin: I'll take "outer planets" for $100.